Monday, October 26, 2009

The big penis book

Last weekend, I'd originally planned to work on a posting for the one remaining advice request that's been waiting patiently in my "Dear GB" queue on this blog's right-hand side-bar since the end of last month. However, in the end, the whole weekend was occupied by a trip with boyfriend T to visit an old friend who lives in the British countryside.

During the course of the weekend, we went on a couple of walks where I took the photos that can be seen below. We also spent quite a surprising amount of time discussing other men's penises, partly because boyfriend T discovered that my old friend (who's also gay) owns a copy of The Big Penis Book. One suggestion that emerged from the discussions was the rumour that Irish guys tend to have bigger than average appendages for Caucasians males. Does anyone think that there's any truth in that?

Anyway, apologies to the reader who sent me that request for advice, but I'll try and post a response later in the week. Meanwhile, can anyone work out where in the UK we were from the pics below?






18 comments:

John F said...

:)

I've heard the same about Scottish guys, Gerek guys, Austrian guys, Pakistani guys and countless others.

The truth in my experience is that every single ethnic group works out to be "average" on the whole.

John F said...

*Greek guys

Anonymous said...

What's "average", John F?

Also GB, is boyfriend T a size queen?

Nine said...

I recently read an article about physiological differnced between gay and str8 men. In there there was a line about gay men having longer ring fingers and BIGGER penises than str8 boys... Never shagged a str8 guy, so no clue if their fingers are shorter or not!

Leon Koh said...

nice to surf into your blog

lovely pictures love the open space and all the greens

a hello all the way from Singapore

Leon :)

Anonymous said...

Not sure where, but it certainly a castle:-)
I concur that it seems Irish guys are slightly larger. Must be the potatoes!!

Nine, all the straight guys I have slept with were all rather large. Didn't have the inclination to check out their fingers as otherwise occupied as u can imagine.
Hope u well GB and looks like still enjoying your time with T.

Sx

Anonymous said...

http://www.mesuret.org/tailles/rep09/groupes502.jpg

KenPaul66 said...

I've heard from gay friends that travel to Europe often that French guys have the big "one".

BenC said...

There are two different castles pictured here, both in south Wales.

GB said...

I expect that you're right, John F, that all races end up just being average. Although it's nice to speculate :-), hehe!

No, first anonymous commenter, whoever you are, boyfriend T isn't a size queen. Although we spent quite a bit of time talking about other men's penises last weekend, if you ask me that's quite natural for a group of gay guys!

I've never heard that about straight guys Nine. But it would be nice if it were true!

And a bit hello to you from London, Leon :-).

Yes, second anonymous commenter, there were some castles in my pics! Hope you're well too, whoever you are :-).

That pic, third anonymous commenter, whoever you are, would be more interesting if all the guys had stiffys!

In my experience KenPaul66, French guys are just the same as British guys in the trouser department!

Wow BenC, top marks :-). Did you know immediately, or did you have to work it out? I don't know if it helped, but I included a photo of a field of sheep on the grounds that Wales is famous for having loads of sheep!

GB xxx

Jake said...

I recognised Llandeilo immediately, as I've been there too!

I've definitely heard the theory about gay guys having bigger penises than straight - not sure if it's true or not, but mine's big enough :-)

BenC said...

It looks like a Welsh landscape to me, and the sheep no doubt helped... I haven't been to those castles - most of those I've visited are nearer the border - but Google was helpful. :-)

Sir Wobin said...

Regional condom sales by size are probably the best proxy umm.. measure.

http://bit.ly/1YH1eG

Asians (India, China, Japan etc) tend to buy smaller sizes than elsewhere, on average. But statistics can be so dry. Empirical research is much more fun! :-)

Anonymous said...

To Sir Wobin:

OMG!

I haven't really noticed any difference in size on the Oirish lads, but they tend to be very charming!

thomaski said...

Don't know about those pics, but I also own The Big Penis book... in fact when I bought it at Waterstone's the fit bloke behind the counter said "my that's a big one" before realising what book it was... hilarity should have ensued but alas it did not...

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't think it's true about Irish guys. I'm Irish, just average. I would think all nationalities have big, small and medium...

Anonymous said...

About 10 years back, there was a report about EU setting the condom "standards", etc. It was then reported, that Norwegians were not too happy about the proposals, since, as reported, they tend to be larger.

Just my 2 cents.

Anonymous said...

the castle u took the pic of is featured in the movie "leap year" staring that really annoying legally blonde wannabe and the tall and lanky irish guy whose accent was annoying..

but yeh.. they ended up touring the castle