Monday, March 07, 2011

Tokyo travel blog from Mystery Blog Boy X

A couple of weeks ago, a young Asian reader called X who lives in Melbourne started sending me almost daily emails to let me know what he was getting up to while on holiday in gay Tokyo. I found some of his emails quite amusing, and informative too for any gay reader who's thinking of visiting Tokyo themselves. So I've joined them all together into the single posting below.

Update 13-Mar-2011: this reader's visit to Tokyo occurred prior to the recent devastating Earthquake and Tsunami that's hit Japan. Doing a posting of this sort now would no longer be appropriate. However, a blog is a collection thoughts at specific points in time, so given that this posting was appropriate at the time it was originally published I intend to leave it here.

First day - Kaikan sauna

Just spent my first night in Tokyo. Initially I'm staying at this nice apartment hotel in Aoyama coz it's got the cute little alley ways like Covent Garden in London.

Went around the block, did the usual touristy things such as walking into 10,000 Japanese people all wearing black. Walking around lost and in awe. Trying to speak the language and giving up way too easily. You know, the usual.

So last night I decided to have some fun. Going by your post on the Shinjiku 2-chome area, it sounded simply too good for a gay tourist to pass up!

My first stop was at the famous 24 hr Kaikan sauna. The one with 7 storeys, although I didn't realise some were just private rooms. I'm an avid fan of Saunas and I've been to Chariots in Vauxhall, and the tiny one under the bridge in London which I've forgotten the name of. I always like to compare against the ones in Melbourne.

I have this silly grudge about Japanese boys and I think they are always stealing my men (heaps of white guys love Japanese boys), so I decided to see if I could pick up in a mostly Japanese boy environment. As I got to the counter, a Japanese boy who was leaving hit on me so it was a good sign. But inside, there were a lot of guys but no one was having sex. It kinda made sense, because the Japanese are so shy and reserved. But it's a sauna, so if they can't slut here then there is nowhere left LOL!

Out of nowhere walks this super hot European guy. Muscular, tall, handsome and our eyes met. I decided to keep walking. Turns out he was the only doable person there by a long shot (I'm into white guys). Long story short, he cruised me till we started making heaps of noise in a room and making all the Japanese boys jealous.

I left the sauna happy, knowing the hottest muscle stud expat chose me out of all the Japanese guys there. This gave me confidence that I too am hot, and need not feel threatened by Jap boys anymore!

Second day - HX Shinjuki

So today I went to HX Shinjuku. For those who don't know, HX is a cruise club for gay guys. They have this notorious entry code and heaps are rejected because the crowd is strictly hot boys and gmen, a type of muscle bear Jap guy. I went coz I was curious as to see if I could get in, and in I got with ease. What a great confidence boost!

Now I have never been here before, and boy was I surprised when it was naked only, no towels. I thank god though, I have a rockin body coz otherwise I'd be so uncomfortable. The crowd was indeed good looking. The hottest Jap guys go here, but I wasn't really interested coz I'm a potato queen. And the way they had sex was freaky. It was very quiet, no noise. And this is based on observations at both 24 hr Kaikan from last night and here. I'm still wondering why anyone is attracted to Jap boys?

Anyways, the only reason I was at HX is coz I was waiting for GB to get busy. It's now 9.40pm and there are like 4 white guys here. Clearly it could be better, so I'm spending some alone time doing this travel blog! What an antisocial way to pass the time LOL.

Japan makes me feel poor

When you come from a small town called Melbourne, life is simple and you get by on little. But here in Japan, there are so many nice things to tempt you. There are so many women with branded bags, and the department stores here are doing roaring sales. Way busier than back home. And I'm wondering why Japan is in an economic slump. Clearly someone is raking it in!

Went to Abercrombie and Fitch in Ginza. It's much less noisy than in 5th Avenue or Savile Row. But I still think the guys in NYC are hotter. The boys at Savile Row looked like they were plucked out of gyms. Whereas the ones in NYC where actual models. The ones in Ginza, well I reckon I can pull more boys than they could in a pulling match, you know what I mean Haha.

Didn't really buy anything because I spent half my money on my first day at Helmut Lang Aoyama and UGG Australia. If I don't buy anything for the next 5 days, I reckon I could survive this expensive town. Otherwise I might have to turn trix at a host bar with a cheesy working name like Ryo or Sakura. Whatever my pimp mistress names me!

OK, I better work the room here at GB or I might go back to my hotel empty handed with a Hentai comic in hand!

I tried it with an Asian!

Being the self confessed potato queen, I thought in the land of the rising sun, why don't I at least try the foreign delicacies. I mean, I have never been attracted to Asians, but what if I like?

So off I went, back to 24hr Kaikan in Shinjuku, to test drive a Japanese man. I have noticed that middle aged Japanese muscle daddies are all the rage in the porn titles sold here in the sex shops. And I was curious to see if they really lived up to their reputation in bed.

Being the hot boy toy everyone loves, it was easy for me to attract the typical Japanese muscular salary man. Short stocky, but only later I realized, hung like a grape. We kissed, we hugged. The foreplay went on for ages. I guess that the Japanese like to tease, but his cock never made its way to where it should go, and in between the kissing and the nipple licking I was wondering if this is what he reckons sex is.

Hesitant to give up, I decided to be the power bottom and call the shots. He came back with a condom and tried to stick it in me. I waited and I waited, but his cock was extra small so it never made its way in. At all.

I thought to myself, you silly boy. You tried to do the right thing so you could be fair to all races, but you end up frustrated and sexless. Anyway, the moral of the story is, I was born gay and I was born loving white guys. I can't change who I'm attracted to! The End. I tried. In the land of the rising sun, I tried!

Drunk in shibuya

For the past few days I have been exploring the not so secret underground of gay Tokyo. I've roamed Shijuku 2-chome through and through, leaving no gay bar unturned and no gay sauna uncruised. After all, I did not come all this way to see the Meiji shrine or Tokyo Disneyland!

I'm my opinion, the Japanese men could be hotter, the sex could be louder, the bars could be larger and the drinks could be cheaper. The steps you said were once occupied by gaisens who cruised you are no longer. I guess everything changes. That is the beauty of time.

So how did I get drunk off my face doing a massive ramble in Shibuya you ask? Well when I was home, doing research on this trip, I came across a clip on youtube about these sushi joints where the chef prepares your sushi right in front of you and you choose whatever you want from the fresh fish box. Well, 15650 Yen later and 1 bottle of cold sake, I am typing in bed like a wacked out disco queen.

Never have I got so drunk and off my face. I have however spent more in one sitting, at Vue de Monde, the Melbourne top restaurant du jour. Anyway, this tiny sushi joint in Shibuya was much like Gordon Ramsay's restaurant but without the swearing, and definitely more high brow than Jamie Oliver's Fifteen.

The food was memorable to say the least, as I had baked prawns head (complete with brains and eye balls ), sea urchin roe (tasted just like mayo), and large salmon roe (which u should just swallow don't chew). I even attempted cod roe, which looked a cross between fish intestines, white tapeworm and fly larvae. It tasted like crab roe, but the appearance defeated me so I gave up on that course.

The best thing about Japan so far, and the money most well spent, are my Helmut Lang jeans and my Helmut Lang hoodie, my yoai comics, and my 2nd hotel room which is here at the Granbell Shibuya.

Note to all readers. The Granbell Shibuya provides all comforts and is close to everything you need at around 100 USD a night. Do not spend 300 400 USD on a 5 star hotel because in Japan, whether you pay 1 dollar for a hot dog, or 10 million on a ring, the service for both will be flawless.

Now, as I'm eating my late night Meiji chocolate bar, which is like diet Hersheys, I ponder. Where will life take me tomorrow? And when will the crazy bitches down stairs shut the fuck up!

Homeward bound

Flying to Singapore for a day now. I read somewhere that it's illegal to be gay in
Singapore so I have stashed all my gay Hentai comics underneath the bed at my hotel in Tokyo. So if anyone is interested in some Japanese delicacies, please contact me to find out where they are! LOL.

Anyways, I have thoroughly enjoyed my holiday and funnily enough I am glad to be going. I was starting to be attracted to Asians, because there is definately a big Asian influence here in gay porn, or basically anything. But as per my previous entry, Asians have small doodles so no doubt I won't be satisfied in bed if I follow that root. Excuse the pun. I'm glad to be living in Australia where the men are hot and hung, and I'm a bottom! Yay!

Next year I reckon I should go to Brazil because apparently Asians are a delicacy there and the men there are super hot, according to my Singaporean friend who is over there as we speak!

See Ya Nara. I hope my pronunciation is spot on because I haven't spoken a word of Japanese in Japan. It has all been done through money. Coz money talks in all languages!


CATC said...

This post has made me want to do two things:
1. Make friends with the author and visit him in Melbourne.
2. Go to Japan.
Loved it from start to finish.

Anonymous said...

Aww shucks CATC...

I feel so special. When reading it back I feel so slutty, my blog is so focused on sex when I should have included more stuff about the scenery and how the snowflakes falls gently on your shoulders etc...

Its funny how there is only letter difference between class and crass, and I was definately the latter! But I'll leave Gay Banker to do the high brow entries :)

Mystery Boy X

goMercury said...

Hey nice post, love the insight.

I'm not one to visit saunas (not my thing) but reading these mails still make me want to visit Japan's just for hell of it! I'm more of sticky rice (hate the term but oh well) and its a shame you missed out on a better sex experience with another asian. There's plenty of hot Japanese guys in porn with nice schlongs who know what to do with them so surely they'll be some in the real world?!

I might be stating the obvious - but did you go there alone X? Curious to know if it is worthwhile going somewhere without any company/distractions.

Anonymous said...

yep i went by myself. japan is one of the few places you can go alone because there is n emphasis on speed. having someone with you might slow you more.

if your sticky then japan is heaven because there is a huge sticky rice population and they love asian boys from all over. they all wanted to get with me so i guess there wasnt any animosity towards foreign asians in japan.

Anonymous said...

if your sticky then japan is heaven because there is a huge sticky rice population and they love asian boys from all over. they all wanted to get with me so i guess there wasnt any animosity towards foreign asians in japan.

Anonymous said...

A character reminiscent of Samantha from Sex and the City - except that she was a confident person who did not need constant reaffirmation of her attractiveness. I wouldn't go anywhere near a shallow dude like that - a slave of branded goods and consumerism.

Have a look at this blog (NOT SAFE FOR WORK). Pages 2 and 3 are better than the rest.

Anonymous said...

I love how you say page 2 & 3 are "better" than the rest.


Its hilarious you say you dislike shallow people but in the same breath reveal how shallow you are yourself.

What is worse, the weasel or the weasel in disguise?

Anonymous said...

I never pretended not to be judgemental when I judged you to be shallow, precisely because I thought you were a slave to branded goods and consumerism.

Upon what criteria do you judge me to be shallow? Upon what criteria do you think I judged pages 2 and 3 to be "better"? I guess now you will never know.

goMercury said...

Hmm, in X's defence - you have just read a little blog entry about a one person's travelling experience. Is there any need to waste your own time to attack his personality so openly over something so trivial and insignificant as a complete stranger whom you'll never meet?

Enjoy reading this blog and take from it what you will and keep pointless judgemental comments to yourself.

Anonymous said...

It is extremely hard to avoid branded goods and consumerism in our society. Going to the supermarket and buying food is a form of consumerism.

Unless this particular read is a dumpster diver.Then I would suggest to avoid the pork.

Anonymous said...

This writer is pathetic, how self hating can you get. He evidently has such little confidence that he needs to drum the same pointless point home, and daily at that. Sad in a way.

Mystery Boi XXX said...

At first I got abit down on the negative comments, but today I have been reading "Gay man in Sydney" Blog. The writer is very open and honest in my kind of way and his sex life is much more colourful, frequent and funny. I did not get angry or disgusted by his sexploits. In fact, I was amused, intrigued and entertained. I realized that there are plenty of people like me and we aren't pathetic, it is just one persons opinion of another.

This guy writes about his adventures of Bodyline, which is Sydneys busiest sauna, who he refers to " A poor mans day spa". I found it halarious that he fis able to poke fun at himself.

Ps. feels very sad about everything that is going on in Japan at the moment. It feels only life yesterday that I was speaking to a cab driver on Tokyo about the earthquakes in New Zealand. Sends out peace and love to all

Mystery Boi XXX

Anonymous said...

By the way, it's not illegal to be gay in Singapore. It's only illegal to be having gay sex in Singapore.

The funny thing is, lesbian and hetero- sex are legal.

Anonymous said...

you're kinda racist.