Thursday, November 12, 2009

Noisy sex

When I read this BBC news article a couple of days ago, I burst out laughing. Although it's about straight sex, I still think it's worth posting here. Basically, a straight couple called Caroline and Steve Cartwright have been banned from making loud noises during sex following complaints from neighbours, the local postman, and a woman taking her child to school:
The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it.
It was clearly of a very disturbing nature and it was also compounded by the duration - this was not a one-off, it went on for hours at a time. It is further compounded by the frequency of the episode, virtually every night.
I guess I'm in awe of such a performance! Or perhaps they've been using some kind of drugs? If so, I want to know where I can get hold of some!


Anonymous said...

Makes a change eh - a guy who knows how to please his girlfriend. Also, another reason why some women do need gags...

:) Sorry, I am just being light hearted of course!


DB said...

I live in a typical Chicago apartment building. By that, I mean that it's a three floors-with-a-basement building arranged around a courtyard. And during the spring and autumn, when it's too warm to keep the windows shut but too cool to turn on the air conditioning and you just want some nice fresh air, sounds from open windows tend to reverberate and echo around the courtyard.

The squealing, moaning, theatre-volume sounds of hetero intercourse.

I swear, the gays are a lot quieter. I hope it isn't because we're just not as good in bed . . . .