Monday, November 09, 2009

The man with more than two nipples

I was playing a quiz game with a few friends one evening last week, and the answer to one of the questions turns out to be the old James Bond film 'The man with the golden gun'.

"The man with the golden gun was also the man with three nipples, wasn't he?" says one of my friends, once the answer is known.

"Yeah, and he was called Scaramanga," answers another friend of mine, who's a bit of a geek when it comes to general knowledge.

"However, the third nipple wasn't really correct," he continues. "Additional nipples are quite rare of course, but when they do occur they tend to occur below the usual ones, and sometimes in pairs like they do in dogs and pigs for example."

"Wow, what fun :-)" adds boyfriend T, with a huge smile on his face.

"Maybe, T," answers my geeky friend, "but I don't know whether additional nipples are as sensitive as the main pair!"

None the less, boyfriend T continues to smile, and I think I know what's going through his mind. In my experience, many gay men have sensitive nipples, and as such they're definitely an erogenous zone. Although it's still not clear to me why straight guys don't enjoy having their nipples played with during sex, the idea of having sex with guys who've got more than two functional nipples to play with is quite enticing!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

tht is jus sooooo ewwww.....bordering on beastality

GB said...

Aren't you being a bit "nipplist", recent anonymous commenter, whoever you are?

NB: "Nipplist" is a new word that I've just invented :-). It means biased against guys with more than two nipples, in the same way that racist mans biased against someone because of their race.

GB xxx

Anonymous said...

I like nipples (pro-nipple? anti-nipplicism?) and found this post quite funny ... especially useful on a Monday.

I however am not turned on by the idea of more than 2 nipples on a man.

-Gay Gym Rat.

jun said...

I'm really curious how rare is it for guys to have more than 2 nipples.

As one of my friend have 3 like the one shown in the pic.

Personally, i doubt i will ever turn on by guys with more than 2 nipples.

Anonymous said...

I prefer my men to not have any appendages that's not supposed to be there.

Justin said...

"3 nipples you say?"
"Oh, I'll take 2!"

Justin said...

but wait, then I would end up with 6, right?
Nevermind.

unsungpsalm said...

So very gross!