Saturday, August 19, 2006

A kinky session with a Scottish guy

It's Sunday morning, two days after I met the nice American Chinese guy in his hotel, and I'm on gaydar chatting up a Scottish guy:

GB: I think we chatted a few weeks ago m8
guy: ok
GB: you're Scottish right?
guy: yes
GB: last time we chatted you were abt to go out, so there wasn't time to meet up

I wait for a minute or two but no response! However, I can remember the previous conversation and he would have met me if he'd had time so I decide to continue

GB: I'm meeting some guys at my gym later, but would be nice to visit u first if ur up for it?
guy: what kinda fun u after mate

Great, at last I've got more than a one word response from him! We start chatting about the activities that we each enjoy. Suddenly though he's got a surprise for me that I definitely don't remember from before

guy: u into any stuff apart from the usual?
GB: such as?
guy: watersports?

Well to be honest I've never seen the attraction. There are some juices I don't mind being sprayed with, but water just doesn't do it for me!

GB: Never done it mate, what u got in mind?
guy: I like watching guys piss, and have them piss on me

Well I guess I wouldn't mind providing water!

GB: I don't see any harm in that
guy: well don't worry about it m8, but if you need a pee when u arrive I'd luv 2 watch

Once everything is agreed and I've got all his details, I grab my gym kit for later and head down to the main road to find a cab. I'm looking forward to meeting him and although he's only a 15 minute walk away, I'm keen to make it to the gym for my Sunday morning run too so I don't want to waste any time.

I find a cab without any problem and soon he's letting me into his apartment.

"You got here quickly", he says smiling at me.

"Yeah mate, I took a cab", I say smiling back. Face to face he's taller than I expected from his pics, in fact he must be at least 6'3". Immediately I wonder what this means for the dimensions of his undercarriage.

I'm just wearing my gym kit, so almost at once I take my top off and place it on my gym bag by the door.

"Where do you want me then", I ask him casually.

"Lets go through here", he says eyeing me up and down. "Do you need a pee by any chance?"

"Errr, yes actually, that's one of the reasons I needed to get here quickly", I say laughing, "I didn't go before I left home!"

"Good stuff", he says grinning, "mind if I watch then?"

Having taken off my gym top, I take my shoes off, then my shorts, so that I'm completely naked apart for my white gym socks. "Where's the loo then?" I ask.

"This way mate", he says, and reaching out and he tugs my semi-erection, gently pulling me towards the bathroom. Once inside, he sits on the side of the bath while I point percy at the porcelain and start peeing. As soon as I'm in full flow, I look round to see that he's got his own equipment out and he's gently wanking off. I smile at him, and he gets up to feel my equipment while I'm still pissing. Bending down slightly, he kisses me. Glancing down I confirm my suspicions, all the tall guys I meet always seem to have been blessed in the trouser department.

I find the whole bathroom experience slightly amusing rather than erotic, but luckily I don't start laughing! Gradually my bladder empties and soon we've moved into the bedroom. The bathroom episode has left him rock hard and we have a lovely time together. At the finale, he shoots further than I've seen in quite a while!

"How did you get into watersports?" I ask him afterwards, as I'm putting my gym kit back on.

"I don't know really", he says dismissively, "it's just something I enjoy".

But I've got a theory, "Did you ever do much cottaging?"

"Err, yeah actually", he admits, "I used to do that quite a bit."

"Well I reckon that's got something to do with it", I say, "after all, it's an environment where both peeing and sex occur!"

We agree to look out for each other online and I head off to the gym. The watersports were harmless enough, but I certainly don't understand the attraction or want to be on the receiving end!

8 comments:

Gay banker said...

APOLOGIES to the 4 people who left comments to this post over the last 24 hours (especially czechOUT who left two comments). I'm using the new beta.blogger.com and there was a problem with the permalink on the original version of this posting. I have copies of the comments, I will try and re-post them somehow later.

GB

Gay banker said...

Original comments to this post were as follows:

czechOUT said...
I actually think watersports is becoming far more mainstream (!). In the past I've happened upon a significant number of guys who, when asking what else you like to do sexually, specifically have ws in mind.

They tend to be the kind of guys who like a good cum soaking (and it's easy to see how ws is an extension of that), or else to feel dominated and the ws thing for them is a form of submission.

I'm also hearing and reading about guys doing it and fantasising about doing ws more often...

Any why not. Sexual expression should be liberated.

BTW, will you be going to the polyamory event in London-I know your an advocate of it?

(see czechOUT: Polyday Promotes Polyamory)
19 AUGUST, 2006 08:54

Life of a Banana said...
I loathe this kind of genre. But I keep cumming back for more. I'm a fuckin' voyeur. Better speak to my therapist about it.
19 AUGUST, 2006 11:41

Lilith said...
Wow, you learn something new everyday. I have never heard the phrase cottaging before. Thanks for the increase in the vocabulary!
19 AUGUST, 2006 14:37

Steve said...
argh, i've never seen the attraction in watersports, but each to their own i suppose!
19 AUGUST, 2006 18:31

Gay banker said...
Yeah czechOUT, a very interesting post on polyamory :-). I probably should go, but I'm not sure since it'll probably be mostly hetero based, and also boyfriend number 1 wouldn't want to go.

GB xx
19 AUGUST, 2006 22:35

czechOUT said...
That begs the very interesting question...why does BF1 not want to go?

Does he believe in polyamory? If not does he suffer your values?

My bf expects monogamy, and so in respect to him, even though I acknowledge it may not be my nature, I respect his wants. just as relationship before I was +7 years faithful.

If you haven't brought BF1 round to your views, to accept your position, and to respect his, why are you still with him?

What are his needs? Are you sure he is as faithful as you are not?

Why is he still with you? Is he financially dependent on you? If not. what power do you think you hve over him?

Sorry if these seem pointed and sharp...the questions are as random as any others I might ask a blogger, but they are of course focussed on the information you choose to release to us from your postings.
20 AUGUST, 2006 01:03

Gay banker said...

And the comment I meant to leave a couple of hours ago (when I reaslised there was a problem with the permalink for this post!) is a response to czechOUT's 20-Aug 01:03 comment:

Boyfriend number 1 is shy when it comes to that sort of thing czechOUT, and is still getting used to the idea that I'm not monogamous.

But what about you? Given your interest in this subject, I strongly suspect that monogamy isn't in your nature either. So why do you suffer your boyfriend's vaues? Are you financially dependent on him? If not, what power does he have over you?

GB xxx

Life of a Banana said...

GB

You haven't answered czech's questions about boyfriend #1.

Gay banker said...

I think I have answered czechOUT's questions banana-life, but in any case, I've said all that I'm going to say!

GB xxx

Life of a Banana said...

aren't we getting a bit sensitive going towards a hissy fit.

S said...

Heyy GB, missed talking to you and reading your posts! Still love your lifestyle and writing style, check my blog for an update!

Xox Saf

Will said...

Very timely explanation of the term "cottaging." I finished Alan Hollinghurst's "The Swimming Pool Library" this last weekend and the term was in the text several times. I had no idea what it meant. Thanks!