
"I think I may have to leave him," he tells me quietly.
"Really," I reply softly. "The last time I was round here you were talking about civil partnership ... what's happened?"
"Oh I don't know," he says, "what do you think I should do GB?"
I usually only go into 'agony uncle' mode when someone sends me a Dear GB email, but I don't see any harm in trying to help this lovely guy if I can :-).
"So what's gone wrong?" I ask.
"Well, I don't think we're sexually compatible. We don't have sex any more. He's over ten years older than me. Perhaps he's had too much sex in his life and he doesn't want to do it any more, do that you that's possible?"
"I've never heard of that," I tell him, "and I think it would be quite unwise too! We all need sex to keep us healthy :-)."
"I used to feel so attracted to him, but when I'm being honest with myself, the sex was never that great. But I get on with him so well, living with him. We never argue, and I enjoy going out with him, with friends, shopping, EVERYTHING!"
"How long have you been together now?"
"About two years."
"Hmmm, but that's not very long to have already got tired of each other sexually. I've been with boyfriend S for 18 years, and although we don't have much sex any more, we did have sex together for many many years. And I still enjoy it very much with boyfriend P."
I haven't mentioned boyfriend R to him, and now doesn't seem like the right time.
"Have you tried discussing opening the relationship up?" I continue.
"Yes," he sighs quietly, "but he's very much against it."
"But you're doing it anyway!" I laugh.
"Yes I know," he says, twisting round in my arms to look me in the eye. "How can I resist a guy as cute as you!"
I laugh again, to myself this time, because for a while now I've felt that I'm a bit old to be referred to as 'cute'!
"What about relationship counselling?" I offer after a minute or so, after he's relaxed back into my cuddle again.
"Do you think it would help? The problem is sex!"
"But perhaps he'd see that some sort of open relationship isn't so bad?"
"I don't want to lose him GB, most of the relationship is perfect. But he never tries to start sex with me, and neither do I because I don't feel attracted to him any more :-("
"What would happen if he walked in on us now," I ask after a pause.
"I'd tell him that you're the only one that I've been since we stopped having sex," he says quickly, almost without thinking.
"But that's not true is it," I laugh, "I bet your mobile phone is FULL of numbers of guys like me! Anyway, saying that might not be the best strategy ..."
"Really?"
"Yeah, some guys have open relationships where they insist on emotional monogamy, which often means that each of them can only have sex once with any particular guy."
He wrestles with the word 'emotional', as though he knows what the word means but has never tried saying it before.
"So, all my emotionzz are for him. Yes that's right, I do love him, I don't want to leave him if I can help it."
"But that idea's no good," he continues, "because then I wouldn't be able to see you GB!"
I give him another tight hug. Soon though, his mobile phone rings and it seems like time to go. I'm not sure whether I've helped or not, but perhaps he's got one or two things to think about that he might be able to discuss with his boyfriend.
The interesting thing about the situation is that this guy isn't yet 30, whereas his boyfriend is slightly over 40. Usually, it's the younger guys who are more idealistic, whereas older guys tend to be more pragmatic in terms of open relationships. But then, I have the impression that many of the young idealistic guys are the ones who haven't got themselves into real situations that require compromise. Monogamy is all very well when one starts a relationship, but I reckon that most of us find the reality of long term monogamous relationships impossible to handle!