Sunday, March 19, 2023

An unexpected chat about penis size

Party tent in a large gardenIt's around midnight and the party is in full swing. I step out of the main area to relax on the seating in the quieter area outside, and soon I'm chatting to two of the other guests who're young women.

"Hi," I say, "I'm GB 🙂. You're P and that F, did I remember that right?"

"Yes, that's right!" replies P, "You're K's boyfriend aren't you?"

"Indeed I am 👍," I confirm, "we've been together for over 9 years now 🙂."

"Wow, I've never managed a relationship for more than 1 year," says P.

We chat a bit about the party and the other guests, but soon we're talking about relationships again.

"You're British, right?" asks P, "so how come you've got an Asian boyfriend instead of British one?"

"I used to have a British boyfriend called S, but I'm a bit of a 'rice queen' now. That's gay slang for a gay westerner who likes Asian men!"

"So you've had lots of Asian boyfriends?"

"Well, I'm not a slut," I lie, "but I have been with a few Asian guys of different nationalities. Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Korean …"

"Oh Korean!" says P with a bit of sheepish tone in her voice, "I've never been with a Korean guy but I've heard about them, is it true?"

For some reason she expects me to understand what she's asking. Although I'm pretty sure that I do know what she means, I simply look at her with a puzzled expression.

"Well, you know," she continues, giving me a knowing look and indicating down to her groin, "I've heard that they're not very big down there, but I don't know whether to believe what I've heard of not."

Hunch confirmed 🤣! I almost burst out laughing, because I can't believe I've suddenly got into a conversation about penis size with a couple of young women who I barely know. I decide to tell the truth.

"Um, well," I say, wondering how to be diplomatic, "I'd say they're definitely smaller than average, but size isn't important for me, what's important is whether they're a good person or not."

"Oh really, so it's true," laughs P, "so I'll believe what I've heard!"

"How do you know what's small and what's big," asks F, who had been quite throughout the conversation. It seems like a strange question to me, so again I look at P quizzically.

"F is still a virgin," explains P in a quiet voice.

"Oh OK, well, let's talk about average first".

"In my experience, I'd say this is average," and I indicate about 15cm with my index fingers.

"This is definitely very large," I say indicating around 20cm, "and this is small". I indicate around 10cm for small.

"I was with a Singaporean guy a while ago," interrupts P, "and he really was very small!"

She raises her hands and indicates around 8cm with her index fingers.

"I had to ask 'Are you inside me yet?' I couldn't feel a thing 😆!"

"That's not small, I'd say that's tiny!" I laugh.

"But they can be this big," says P, indicating 25cm with her index fingers.

"Well, yes," I agree, "but I've only ever seen that in porn photos. I'm talking sizes that I've actually seen."

Before we can start chatting about girth, another party guest comes out of party's main area and interrupts us, so the conversation moves onto other subjects. I thought it was only gay men that were obsessed with penis size!


close encounters said...

no surprise that you found yourself having such a conversation!

you know the way there are stereotypes in certain countries about people from other countries being drunk (Russians / Poles / Irish etc.)

I wonder if it's the same about dick size ...

So for the nationality of the two women you spoke to ... Koreans are the ones with small dicks ...
But in Korea, presumably there is another country that they think of as having small dicks ?!

GB said...

Sounds like Close Encounters doesn't share the view that some Korean men are slightly small? Does Close Encounters have no view regarding how size correlates with nationality?

GB xxx

close encounters said...

I fear that I don't have GB's encyclopaedic knowledge of the subject !

Or to put it another way, in the steam room, one doesn't normally discuss the precise ethnic origin of the guy that you've got your hands on !!

RB said...

Not true! I've been with five Korean guys. Some of the biggest cocks I've seen on Asian guys. One Korean guy had one of the biggest cocks I've seen on any guy! I was pleasantly surprised. I had Korean fwb for two years....he was bigger and really proud of it.

Anonymous said...

Yay GB you’re still here! I have missed your posts. Xx

Anonymous said...

Very fun story! Although my personal experience was slightly different, Korea seems to have quite bigger specimens than other northern Asian countries.. Not sure my sample size and "P" value are enough though!

GB said...

Well, RB, there have to be exceptions that prove the general rule! In fact I had another conversation about this a couple of months ago, and the guy I was talking to thought it was well know that most Korean guys are not usually well endowed. Anyway, I hope no one takes this as a slur against Korean guys, I've often said in my blog posts here that size it not at all important.

GB xxx
P.S. @Anonymous commenter on 7th June: indeed, I am still alive.